G.F., vs. WIFE

Posted by Bob on December 26, 2005 at 21:30:38 from (64.21.249.40):

In Reply to: Re: Updates On The Tractor Loving Girlfriend posted by Larry NE IL on December 26, 2005 at 16:42:18:

Dear Tech Support
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
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Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Drinking 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Surfing and Snowboarding 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
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Thanks,
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A Troubled User (SEE REPLY BELOW)
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REPLY:
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Dear Troubled User:
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This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is
also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
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You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
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The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great
program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
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Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and
Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Pay Bills 4.2. However, be very careful
how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only
way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
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WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
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Best of luck, Tech Support

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