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Posted by Mark - IN. on July 09, 2006 at 06:10:12 from (64.109.72.108):
In Reply to: In the dog house posted by 37 chief on July 09, 2006 at 00:04:24:
One of the guys invited some of us over for a cookout after work last night. Has a brand new deck w/racoon poo all over it. Said had racoons w/the old deck, and as had it mostly torn down, was drinking a cup of coffee in the kitchen one morning, looked out the window and saw babie racoons pop their heads out of the debris to take a peek at the world. He new right then what he needed to do, but when the wife found out...he'd "better not", so he didn't. Now has racoon poo all over everywhere because them babies ain't babies anymore, and now they're having babies. Guess I'd remind the wife and daughter that bats often carry and spread rabies, and ask them if they'd want the sweet, darling, and defenseless grandchildren to have to go through the series of extremely painful rabie shots if they get bitten, if for nothing more than a mandatory precaution. Put it to them in a language that they'll understand and will appeal to their senses..."I wouldn't want to put the grandchildren through that, especially since is completely avoidable". Then I'd remind them both that since you mostly work in the barn, and if you get bitten...DRACULA STAN!!! As a matter of fact, I think that I might go rent an old video of Dracula and make them watch it..."Yep, if his wife and daughter hadn't stopped him from getting them bats out of the barn, Bela Legosi probably would've been a nicer guy" every 10 minutes or so, as they peek through their fingers covering their eyes in horror. Mark
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