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Re: Advice Needed ASAP
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Posted by ltf in nc on October 12, 1999 at 10:50:42 from (206.228.213.12):
In Reply to: Advice Needed ASAP posted by Burrhead on October 11, 1999 at 22:18:42:
Burrhead, drop what you are doing and rush over to the yuppies house and check his eyes. If they are jaundiced and bloodshot have the yuppie to insert the balance of the suppositories in the other end. The Doc obviously observed that the patient either had a shi**y outlook on life of a sh**ty disposition and this will correct both problems without having to return for a follow up visit. Advise this neighbor that he can get the same results by buying underwear that isn't two sizes too small. He will then think you are real smart and the next time he is feeling poorly he will seek your advice and you can try out some home remedy on him first that might otherwise hurt your livestock. Do be careful however, I killed a calf doing this recently.
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